Posts by knock knock

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Well guess who just knocked on my door....

by Ima Apostate in

of course you know the answer... how ironic.

i swear, jehovah's witnesses only come when i'm hanging out in sweatpants and a tank top with no bra on.

if i am wearing a bra, they don't come.

knock knock

-------Did you say anything important after that mental image popped into my head?-------

Yeah, she did. She the H word.

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The 2008 Grand Boasting Session Ahead

by WTWizard in

well, the time is almost here--already.

the first of the 2008 grand boasting sessions is almost upon us, and i expect to begin seeing threads about the programs in the coming weeks.

notably, this means some children will be missing the last weeks of school (the program starts on friday), or at least one day of it, to attend.. i will be looking for any new rules and instructions that have not yet happened.

knock knock

Ima, you think they're a progressive cult or something? Of course it's still banned. Even when it wasn't "banned" it was banned. If something has the potential to make anyone weak kneed then that is the same as stumbling someone and therefore...banned.

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Respond ONLY if you are not an elder/ms...just for fun thread!

by restrangled in

jw
friends

of course i am neither.....but as stated am related to too many heavy duty jw's its hard to fathom.. so.....who are you?.

knock knock

ok then, now we're getting somewhere. I'm Nobody Special! :)

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Respond ONLY if you are not an elder/ms...just for fun thread!

by restrangled in

jw
friends

of course i am neither.....but as stated am related to too many heavy duty jw's its hard to fathom.. so.....who are you?.

knock knock

I'm nobody.

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kids say the darndest things

by chickpea in

sometimes they really form a crystalline thought..... yesterday provided this evidence.

the 17 yo, total slacker, barely passing his classes because he wont do the work..... watching an advert for the new indiana jones movie and hears a line, " looks like a dead end".

the quip: it is only a dead end if you make it one...........

knock knock

One time gf's 4yr old daughter wants to watch a movie - "Booty and the Pwiest". Too young kid.

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What is the dumbest thing you ever did?

by John Doe in

jw
friends

this may not be my dumbest moment, but i'm sure it ranks pretty high.

when i was a young kid, we had a swimming pool.

i used to swim just about every day after school.

knock knock

Kicked my dad in the shin when I was 4. That was dumb.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

by V in

just another interesting comment i have received on the watchtower comments youtube channel.

feel free to deconstruct.... .

what is wrong with you?

knock knock

That was a great way to handle it V. Class act. Multiple thumbs up!!

I do love reading things where the first jw response is "YOU'RE from YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL!! You EVIL APOSTATE!! YOU are a LIAR!!!!"

then the next response is "Yeah, ok. Well, I still think you are kind of wrong." LOL

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